WARNING
13.6 TeV

which is enormous for a proton and not enough to warm your coffee.
The machine makes collisions. The detectors make data. The papers make claims. The headlines make the machine again, only larger and with less wiring. DO NOT
FEED THE
VACUUM
BEAM 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< BEAM 2

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